Indian And Pakistani Jokes in Hindi Funny

Pakistani - Tera Birthday Kab Hai ?
Indian - Next week .... Why ?
Pakistani - Tujhe Ghar Ki Window Ke Liye Parde Gift Karna Hai
Teri Wife ko Tere Sath Kiss Krte Huye Dekh Dekh Kar Bor Ho Gaya Hun
Indian - Tera Birthday Kab Hai ??
Pakistani - Next Month Why ??
Indian - Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni Hai Taki Tu Dekh Sake Ki Wife Kis Ki Hai...!!

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Shri Amritsar Sahib Nahin Bol Sakta Kya !!

Ek Baar Ek Punjab Roadways Ki Bus Ja Rahi Thi

Conductor: Kahan Jaana Hai?

Pakistani: Amritsar Jana Hai…

Saath Me Baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) Ne
Pakistani Ko Jor Se Thappad Maara Aur Bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib Nahin Bol Sakta Kya??”

Conductor (Dusre Pakistani Se): Tumhein Kaha Jaana Hai?

Pakistani Darr Kar Bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana Hai..”

Sath Baitha Sardar Ise Bhi Thappad Maarkar Bola:
“Kya Waha Tere Baaap Ki Shahidi Hui Thi
Jo Sahib Laga Raha Hai..!”

Conductor (3rd Pakistani Se): Tumhe Kaha Jana Hai?

Pakistani: “Yeh Lo Paise Aur Puchh Sardar Se Lo…”

Sardar (Thappad Maark Kar) Bola:
“Sardar Ke Sath Ji Kya Tera Baap Lagayega…??!!” 3:)

Fighter Pilot Santa, Kamyabi Ke Baad Apna Plane Land Karne Pe Bahut Khush Hua..
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Niche Utarne Pe Ground Staff Ne Usey Turant Welcome Kiya Aur Uski Wardi Utarne Me Help Karne Lage..
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Santa (fakr Se): Aaj Maine Pakistan Ke 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Tank Ko Mara Hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo Sab To Theek Hai Lekin Sir Ji Apne1 Galti Kar Di..
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Santa :kaun Si Galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas Aap Isi Khushi Me Pakistan Me Hi Land Kar Gaye Hain!!

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