Shri Amritsar Sahib Nahin Bol Sakta Kya !!

Ek Baar Ek Punjab Roadways Ki Bus Ja Rahi Thi

Conductor: Kahan Jaana Hai?

Pakistani: Amritsar Jana Hai…

Saath Me Baithe Sardar (Mr. Santa) Ne
Pakistani Ko Jor Se Thappad Maara Aur Bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib Nahin Bol Sakta Kya??”

Conductor (Dusre Pakistani Se): Tumhein Kaha Jaana Hai?

Pakistani Darr Kar Bola: “Shri Chandigarh Sahib Jana Hai..”

Sath Baitha Sardar Ise Bhi Thappad Maarkar Bola:
“Kya Waha Tere Baaap Ki Shahidi Hui Thi
Jo Sahib Laga Raha Hai..!”

Conductor (3rd Pakistani Se): Tumhe Kaha Jana Hai?

Pakistani: “Yeh Lo Paise Aur Puchh Sardar Se Lo…”

Sardar (Thappad Maark Kar) Bola:
“Sardar Ke Sath Ji Kya Tera Baap Lagayega…??!!” 3:)