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Gang Of Sardars Broke A Bank.
Instead Of Cash They Found Botles Full Of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily They Drank & Went Away.
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Next Day Headline Aai: Blood Bank Lutya Gaya.
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A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word "beans"..
"my Father Grows Beans," Said One Student.
"my Father Cooks Beans," Said Another.
Then A Little Santa Spoke Up: "we Are All Human Beans."
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Sardarji: Me E-mail Bnana Hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi Bhi Nhe Mil Rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "akalmand_sardar" Try Kro 100% Mil Jye Ga.
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Santa Was Riding On A Horse,
He Jumped The Red Light & A Cop Whistles'
Santa Lifts The Tail Of Horse & Says,
"le Karle Number Note"..
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Web Best Humor & Funny Stuff - Sardarji Jokes, Short, Punjabi Sardar Jokes, Sardar Jokes In English.
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Sardar: In My Dreams Rats Play Football Every Night.
Dr: Take This Tablet You Will Be Ok.
Sardar: Can I Take Tomorrow, Tonight Is Final Game.
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Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Kr
K Phansi De Do-:)
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Santa And Banta In Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet Pe Starting Main Kya Likh Don?
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Banta: "is Answer Sheet Pe Jo Bhi Likha Hoga
Wo Kisi Ques Aur Teacher Aur School Se Related Nahin Hain And
Ye Sub Imiginary Aur Iska Ksi Se Koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"
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Santa K Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasvir Lagi Hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar Ne Kaha Ye Latest Hai. :-)
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Santa To Banta: I Have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News Is That:meri Biwi Ka Accedent Ho Gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh Ek Sapna Tha. :-(
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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha To Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
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Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
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1 Aadmi Santa Ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
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Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt K Bulb Laga Diya.
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Santa: Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Songs Load Karwana Hai.
Servicing Man: Memory Card Hai?
Santa: Nahi! Ration Card Chalega Kya?
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Gang Of Sardars Broke A Bank.
Instead Of Cash They Found Botles Full Of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily They Drank & Went Away.
.
.
Next Day Headline Aai: Blood Bank Lutya Gaya.
=============================
A Teacher Asked Her Class For Sentences Using The Word "beans"..
"my Father Grows Beans," Said One Student.
"my Father Cooks Beans," Said Another.
Then A Little Santa Spoke Up: "we Are All Human Beans."
=============================
Sardarji: Me E-mail Bnana Hu. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi Bhi Nhe Mil Rha.
Sardarji Friend : Tum "akalmand_sardar" Try Kro 100% Mil Jye Ga.
=============================
Santa Was Riding On A Horse,
He Jumped The Red Light & A Cop Whistles'
Santa Lifts The Tail Of Horse & Says,
"le Karle Number Note"..
=============================
Web Best Humor & Funny Stuff - Sardarji Jokes, Short, Punjabi Sardar Jokes, Sardar Jokes In English.
=============================
Sardar: In My Dreams Rats Play Football Every Night.
Dr: Take This Tablet You Will Be Ok.
Sardar: Can I Take Tomorrow, Tonight Is Final Game.
=============================
Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Kr
K Phansi De Do-:)
=============================
Santa And Banta In Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet Pe Starting Main Kya Likh Don?
=============================
Banta: "is Answer Sheet Pe Jo Bhi Likha Hoga
Wo Kisi Ques Aur Teacher Aur School Se Related Nahin Hain And
Ye Sub Imiginary Aur Iska Ksi Se Koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"
=============================
Santa K Ghar Navjot Singh Siddhu Ki Tasvir Lagi Hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: Laughing Buddha Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar Ne Kaha Ye Latest Hai. :-)
=============================
Santa To Banta: I Have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News Is That:meri Biwi Ka Accedent Ho Gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh Ek Sapna Tha. :-(
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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha To Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
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Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
.
.
Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
=============================
1 Aadmi Santa Ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
=============================
Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
.
.
Isliye 60 Watt K Bulb Laga Diya.
=============================
Santa: Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Songs Load Karwana Hai.
Servicing Man: Memory Card Hai?
Santa: Nahi! Ration Card Chalega Kya?
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